Halloween Parties: The Fort Worth Edition

It is Halloween time and everyone know what that means, the magical night where women dress slutty and drink too much and when fat dudes where bulky costumes to try and hide their bodies. Basically, anything can happen on Halloween, up is down, black is white, good is evil and evil becomes really good.

The Halloween festivities started the week before Halloween as usual. Kirk and Lisa Gail had their annual Halloween Bash at their home. This is always a good time because they go all out for this party. Everything in their house has some sort of spooky theme to it and if that didn't scare you, then the karaoke would have.

Kirk and Lisa Gail have a really cool house. Their backyard is part of a country club, so when it is dark, we usually sneak on to the golf course and play a couple of holes.

Before we went to the main party, we went for a little pre-party at Paul and Katie's house since they lived only a couple of minutes away from Kirk and Lisa Gail's house. Everyone, which was about 8 or 9 of us, got dressed there and had a couple of drinks. This also seems to be a tradition as well. It just seems fun to pre party with a small amount of friends before we wreck havoc at another party.

There were some creative costumes this year. Paul and Katie went as Peter and Lois Griffin from Family guy, Boj went as Bodie aka Patrick Swayze from Point Break, and I went as John McEnroe, just to name a few.

One thing that Kirk loves to have at his parties is tons of beer and drinks. This year, he decided to brew his own beer. It tasted pretty good and seemed to resemble a Shiner in taste and look.

I preferred to drink the punch that was made because it was full of grain alcohol and seemed to be doing its job very well.

After a couple of hours of just hanging out with everyone, they hosts of the party decided to do the best costume contest. I lost so I am now convinced that it was rigged and racist. Not really, I just felt bad about not being too creative at my costume this year.

After couple more hours and a couple of more rounds of drinks, it was time to close down Kirk and Lisa Gail's and head back to Paul and Katie's to resume our pre-party, which was now the post-party. It kind of seemed like an R. Kelly music video where all we did was we had a pre/main/post party, but I am proud to say that there was no peeing on any underage girls, that is where we draw the line of becoming like R. Kelly.

The next morning, a small group of us went to eat at a small restaurant called "Bacon's" for an early breakfast before the Cowboys game and the two bottles of champagne that awaited for us back at the house.

Stay tuned for party 2: The Austin, TX Edition