Our waiter was the textbook definition of a douchbag. First of all, the waiter was just a smart ass kid who probably thinks he is the funniest guy ever and a complete badass. But after some discussion with our group, we came to the conclusion that this little biatch probably cries himself to see in a dark, dirty corner in his room while using his tears as lubricant.
Here are several and true reasons why this kid is the worst waiter and a dick. The waiter asked if we liked the ACL concert since he saw all of our wristbands, we said yes, and he replied by saying he "f**king yea you should have like it". Our table didn't really think anything of until and he came back and started to make diarrhea jokes, pig jokes (to which I told me the some plot details about the movie Babe) and how we don't need any tableware because Kerby Lane is now an ethnic restaurant. First of all, the last comment didn't even make sense and second of all the kid is a jerk off.
After 20 minutes of his comedy routine, we started to make fun of him and I am pretty sure that he heard us because he all of a sudden became very quiet around us and extremely polite. He either heard or someone else complained on him. Either way, we didn't make any comment until we got our food, because we all saw the movie Waiting... and did not want anyone to mess with our food like they did in the movie.
Anyway, the kid was a douchbag and no one left him a good tip after he kept on making more inappropriate jokes. If you see this asshole looking douchbag, punch him square in the jaw.
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