Apparently, a construction company was digging for something and was not smart enough to check with other companies to see if they had any important cable lines that were buried. I was they had because they cut the lines to the TRE train system and took out everything.
The train ride now took two and a half hours to get home. I was at least lucky because the remainder of the people who did not get on the ride at my stop had to take a city bus from Dallas to Fort Worth. In normal traffic that would only take about 30 to 45 minutes, in Dallas rush hour, it will take at least an hour at best.
Things turned ugly on the train while waiting to get to our final destination. Some people started to lose it and quickly turned to cannibalism. Passengers would tear off the heads of other fellow riders and feast on the brains from their bored bodies. Once the train finally made our arrival, the majority of the passengers were dead and the others didn’t say a word about what happened.
Some crazy things will happen to people when things don’t go the normal way. Take what happened to my cousin Walter for example, he jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
I told you crazy things happen when their transportation gets all screwed up
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