Bachelor Party in Shreveport

Are you ready for a tale about a weekend full of debauchery, gambling, and van full of guys heading to Shreveport? Well you are in luck then, because this is exactly what this post is going to to be about.

My friend Brian is getting married at the end of June and a group of us threw him a bachelor party. Originally, 12 us were going to go to Shreveport for this once in a lifetime opportunity but due to some unforeseen circumstances, only 9 went.

The weekend started by a couple of the guys going to the colonial golf tournament and then everyone meeting at Paul's house at 3 in order to hit the road and head to Shreveport.

Since a big group of us were going and we all wanted to get there at the same time, we decided to rent a 12 passenger van instead of people driving multiple cars. This would prove to be one of the best ideas anyone has had.

Since 2 people were now unable to go on the trip, we had more room in the van for the necessities. Such as the biggest cooler I have ever seen filled with beer, liquor, and other beverages.

It took a little over 3 hours, a case of beer, a couple of shots, and a pit stop at Dairy Queen to get to Shreveport.

When we got to Shreveport, the group immediately went to the room to drop off our luggage and changed into different clothes if we needed to and started to gamble in the casino.

It seemed that everyone was doing fairly well until a game called Blackjack started to call our name. Blackjack is the Devil. I don't like to gamble much, and by much I mean at all, but my friends do. I was rough to watch them losing like crazy and drinking their sorrows away. Well to be honest, the drinking didn't bother me, just the hardcore losing.

Now, I don't know how long we gambled, but it was long enough for us to stir up an appetite for some diner food. At this time of our stay at Shreveport was probably our classiest moment. Instead of giving a long story of what everyone did, I will just give you a quick rundown.

• Paul ordered a chicken fried steak and quickly fell asleep at the table waiting for his food
• Dave kept on checking out a really hot blond at the bar
• J Mil kept on yelling at the top of his lungs that Dave was checking out the really hot blonde at the bar
• Dale, the brides brother, was probably dead for a little bit due to his lack of body movement and ability to talk. Turns out he was just bored.
• I was stealing stuff
• Eric just looked at everyone is disbelieve and ate his food.

3 am quickly rolled in and almost everyone was ready to pass out. We spent a good 12 hours in Shreveport and it was time to head back home. On the way, we made a couple of stops at a Waffle House and gas station. We also played the worlds most offensive game that I wont be able to talk about on this blog. Also, I had to omit a bunch of other things that happened on the trip because it was either too lewd or no one would believe me.

Oh and the party didn't stop when we got back home. A bunch of the guys then went to a club and partied until late hours of the night, but that is all that I can legally talk about.

I will give you an update on the wedding in the next couple of weeks and see what kind of shenanigans occur.